20 February 2008

Dear Hansborough,

Dear Tyler Hansborough,

plz 2 ACL.

<3,

Bobby

01 February 2008

How much is 1 second of your time worth?

For Exxon Mobil, who reported record profits in 2007 of $40.6B USD--a sum which exceeded the GDP of 120 countries--last year was profitable to the tune of $1,287 per second of 2007.

When challenged during a conference call with journalists as to why Exxon Mobil reports record profits concurrent with record prices for crude oil (a.k.a.: why is Exxon getting rich when everyone else is getting poor?), Sr. VP of public affairs, Kenneth Cohen, responded that profits are a function of the size of Exxon Mobil as a business. He continued: "We hope people will focus on the reality of the challenge we are facing."

I'm sorry, Mr. Cohen: I couldn't quite clearly understand your pleas for corporate sympathy over the sound of the American economy screeching into a recession.

And by the way, to my blog readers: In the time it took you to read this post, Exxon Mobil made more money than you will net this year.


Best,

Bobby